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11/4/2009 3:31:46 PM
Fabrice D.
Fabrice D.
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I'm posting this at 9:31 pm and the post says....3:31 pm. Am I living in a parallel universe?
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edited by Fabrice D. on 11/4/2009
11/4/2009 3:41:58 PM
GSH
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The edit feature allows us to modify thoughts that we recorded in the past, thereby affecting the way people understand what we were thinking in the future.

Always remember the simple governing rule: "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

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edited by GSH on 11/4/2009
11/4/2009 4:13:55 PM
Madison Bridgen
Madison Bridgen
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Time zones?

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11/4/2009 4:29:15 PM
Fabrice D.
Fabrice D.
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Your imagination is astonishing, Madison!
11/4/2009 5:39:10 PM
jasonkchapman
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Returning to the subject of the thread, how exactly does one time hallucinations? My stopwatch usually goes all melty and Daliesque. I tried counting the seconds once, but lost track at purplety-car.

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11/4/2009 6:15:51 PM
Alex
Alex
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I once hallucinated time.

I couldn't begin to figure how long it lasted.

It was more paisley, than purplety; and more flowery than car-ry.




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edited by Alex on 11/4/2009

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11/5/2009 1:20:58 PM
Bill Moonroe
Bill Moonroe
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Fabrice D. wrote:
I'm posting this at 9:31 pm and the post says....3:31 pm. Am I living in a parallel universe?
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edited by Fabrice D. on 11/4/2009


The only way to know for sure is to look in a mirror. Do you remember having a goatee? Maybe you didn't have one in the other universe, but this is the good universe. The one you came from is not. The Fabrice in this universe knows better than to post in the basement.

Tell me, does this look like the natural successor to the current EU flag: [url=]http://www.informatik.tu-cottbus.de/~tweimann/logos/mirror%20universe/1024_Terran%20Empire%20-%20TOS.jpg

http://www.informatik.tu-cottbus.de/~tweimann/logos/mirror%20universe/1024_Terran%20Empire%20-%20TOS.jpg

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edited by Admin on 11/5/2009

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11/5/2009 2:23:15 PM
GSH
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jasonkchapman wrote:
Returning to the subject of the thread, how exactly does one time hallucinations? My stopwatch usually goes all melty and Daliesque. I tried counting the seconds once, but lost track at purplety-car.


Actually, there's a universal standard for timing hallucinations that's based upon the White Rabbit's pocket watch.
11/5/2009 4:27:06 PM
jasonkchapman
Posts 200
GSH wrote:
jasonkchapman wrote:
Returning to the subject of the thread, how exactly does one time hallucinations? My stopwatch usually goes all melty and Daliesque. I tried counting the seconds once, but lost track at purplety-car.


Actually, there's a universal standard for timing hallucinations that's based upon the White Rabbit's pocket watch.


So that's what ISO-ML8-ML8 is all about!

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11/5/2009 7:08:10 PM
Madison Bridgen
Madison Bridgen
Posts 338
It isn't a time hallucination, it's time hallucinating, causing a blank space to appear in the space-time continuum that will give birth to a baby time machine, which, if we're lucky, will come and nest in our backwater planet and lay golden eggs for all the children.

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